He wants to deposit 56 million dollars in my bank account!

I think this may be my favorite so far because it got Michael so angry. Keep in mind, if your going to spam me, I'm going to spam you back.


From: mhoward2010@latinmail.com
Subject: Dear brethren

Hello

First, I want to introduce myself as Barrister Michael Howard. I am the personal attorney of the Late Roger Wright the CEO of Arsenal Investimentos whom died in a plane crash on the 22nd May 2009. I don't know if you've heard of the news but you can check the links below to confirm it:

REUTERS:http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE54M1PT20090523

ARTICLES:http://article.wn.com/view/2009/05/24/Brazil_plane_crash_kills_10_family_membe
rs/

CNN:http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/05/23/brazil.crash/

MIRROR:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/05/25/plane-crash-kills-family-115875-21387147/

Now, I want to know if I can confide in you for the success of this proposal which I am about to make. I've been a personal attorney and confidant of the late Roger Wright whom died in the plane crash. I wish to let you know that he has a huge sum of money which he deposited with a Security company in Spain before he died and as a matter of fact, his child whom was the next of kin to these funds also died in the same plane with him and now there's no one to lay claims to this funds.

The amount in question is the sum of $56,000,000 (Fifty six million dollars).I will like to know if I can confide in you so that we can transfer this money into your private account successfully without raising eye brows of which there after I will come over to meet with you for disbursement.

I am telling you this in confidence and I will like you to keep this to yourself. All I need is your maximum co-operation in this and I will like us to do this jointly so that we can seal this deal in less than 10 working days.

I look forward to your response there after I will give you more details.

Looking forward to your response

Barrister Michael Howard

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My Re-Spam to Michael:

Greetings Mr Barrister Michael Howard,

I am known as the Firewalker, Chief Medicine Worker of The Generation of New Power. It is with light and love that I greet you today. My heart mourns at the loss of our great friend Roger Wright. It seems only yesterday he and I surfed the seas of ravioli together and harvested jelly donuts from the garden in Elton John's navel. Let me know what I can do to help.


Sincerely,

The Firewalker


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Michael, not at all put off by ravioli and jelly donuts, sent this reply: (you'll notice he's using a different email address and has changed his subject header)


Subject: Re: Thanks for your response.
From: mhowmichael@aol.com



Thanks for your response. I will be obliged to give you more details regarding this transaction, so if you don't mind, do provide me with a dedicated telephone number where you can be reached, so as to have me call you for further details or better still give me a call at +447522310472.

I look forward to your response

Best regards,
Barrister. Michael Howard

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So, it's on! Here's your Re-Spam:

Hi Michael,

We greet you again in friendship. My telephone was never really dedicated so I had to let it go. Really, who has time for a telephone number that's always messing around? Lately, we communicate almost completely by telepathy. So, what I'm asking is for you to repeat this mantra: "Oh to my Firewalker, pimpest of pimp, here me now." Just keep repeating that over and over again until you either hear me talking to you or you poop yourself. The talking will be more of a mind to mind connection. You'll hear me from inside your own head. That's how you'll know it's working. Or, you'll know you've pooped yourself by the lump in your pants, in which case you should give up and and eat more beans since they help raise your brain frequency. I'd stay away from black or red beans as they also increase flatulence and pooping and then we are back to where we started. Stick to the green ones.

How long do you think it will take until we receive the money? I want to buy a Ferrari and a ferret to ride around with me.

Peace,
The Firewalker

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Michael sent this reply:



Go and f#$@ your mama, bloody champ!!


I could not have asked for more. (Sorry, I felt the need to censor that.)