Michael wants guitar lessons for his son. I don't even teach guitar!
Subject: guitar lessons ...
from: m_lee123123@yahoo.com
Hello,
Good day to you over there, I need a tutor for my son (Paul) for a month ,i got your advert while surfing through the internet and i really want my child to be taught by you.bright is 15 year old and easily catch up.
Although,i understand you are in (us} but i've arranged with my Nanny ASSOCAITE living there that my son is coming to stay with him for his period of tutoring and he has agreed with me, get back to me with......
1.YOUR CHARGE FOR AN HOUR....
2.TOTAL CHARGES FOR 1 MONTH THAT HE....
WILL BE TAUGHT 3 TIMES PER WEEK..
3.YOUR PHONE NUMBER..."
Micheal..
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Re-Spam:
Hello,
I have answered each question in turn.
1.YOUR CHARGE FOR AN HOUR.... I currently charge $2,000.00 per hour. However, sometimes I will accept seashells as payment if they are pretty.
2.TOTAL CHARGES FOR 1 MONTH THAT HE....
WILL BE TAUGHT 3 TIMES PER WEEK.. Well, if I have to bill monthly, I guess the price would be $24,000 per month with a service charge. The service charge would be 3, 24 ounce bottles of Deer Park spring water, Tacos, and a 1967 mustang painted grabber yellow with black stripes, and a date with Carrie Underwood..
3.YOUR PHONE NUMBER... I do not have a phone. I prefer carrier pigeon.
Alas, Michael did not respond.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Guitar Spam
Another scam to get my banking info!
From: m.harrison010@gmail.com
Subject: Need a lesson teacher
Glad to tell you that,my son will be coming for the lesson. .Will be more than glad if you can teach him everyday from 2pm-3pm or your suitable time (1 hour per day from Monday-Friday in your field of knowledge just to keep him busy for two weeks making a total of ten lessons.If you can make it,kindly get back to me with the cost of your teaching for two weeks in the dates of AUGUST 15-30TH .He will becoming to your house or anywere els confatable with you for 1 hour each day for two weeks.His name john ,he is 13 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks and get back to me. looking to read from you
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Re-Spam to Michael:
Michael,
The moon has crossed the sky several times since last we've talked. I regret that my response isn't more timely but we have walked the meadows of evolution, basking in the glow of gold. So much has happened. Aurelius has been named Chancellor of the goats of miniature status and gratefully, it's his council I now hold so dear. Difficult it is to say, or so says he on topics of pricing for such matters, the consultations in field of our knowledge. Can mere trinkets surely feed us? Money has value to only those who agree it does. Not even Aurelius can see the future as clearly as we would like. And, with the establishment so thoroughly caked with a turmoil, we do not know how to clean it. Not just to clean it, but cleanse it.
So, as we take this time of quiet repose, I ask of you, what have you? For what offer can be made on a day such as this, in this environment? One dear friend, for the service you seek. For such an education, for such an undertaking, we will need crystals of Kahlil. Wrap them in fresh leather and sage and bring them when next the moon hangs full in the sky. Only then can we begin the training, regardless of the rigid limits you have put on the negotiable commodity you call time.
Sincerely yours,
The Firewalker.
Sadly, there was no response to this.
From: m.harrison010@gmail.com
Subject: Need a lesson teacher
Glad to tell you that,my son will be coming for the lesson. .Will be more than glad if you can teach him everyday from 2pm-3pm or your suitable time (1 hour per day from Monday-Friday in your field of knowledge just to keep him busy for two weeks making a total of ten lessons.If you can make it,kindly get back to me with the cost of your teaching for two weeks in the dates of AUGUST 15-30TH .He will becoming to your house or anywere els confatable with you for 1 hour each day for two weeks.His name john ,he is 13 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks and get back to me. looking to read from you
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Re-Spam to Michael:
Michael,
The moon has crossed the sky several times since last we've talked. I regret that my response isn't more timely but we have walked the meadows of evolution, basking in the glow of gold. So much has happened. Aurelius has been named Chancellor of the goats of miniature status and gratefully, it's his council I now hold so dear. Difficult it is to say, or so says he on topics of pricing for such matters, the consultations in field of our knowledge. Can mere trinkets surely feed us? Money has value to only those who agree it does. Not even Aurelius can see the future as clearly as we would like. And, with the establishment so thoroughly caked with a turmoil, we do not know how to clean it. Not just to clean it, but cleanse it.
So, as we take this time of quiet repose, I ask of you, what have you? For what offer can be made on a day such as this, in this environment? One dear friend, for the service you seek. For such an education, for such an undertaking, we will need crystals of Kahlil. Wrap them in fresh leather and sage and bring them when next the moon hangs full in the sky. Only then can we begin the training, regardless of the rigid limits you have put on the negotiable commodity you call time.
Sincerely yours,
The Firewalker.
Sadly, there was no response to this.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Goats of Miniature Status
This is a spam from Nick, inquiring about music lessons for his son. What he really wants is my checking account number and other banking information.
From: Randon Donovan (impactitall7@gmail.com)
Hello,
This is Nick Harriman,am from CANADA . My son will be coming for an holiday in the U.S.A, and I wont want him to be less busy, so I want to know if you can always come or can he come for private lesson every afternoon. just to keep him engaged in something during his stay. I will want you to get back to me with the cost of your teaching for 2 WEEKS .He will be coming to your house for an hour lesson. I have someone that will always drive him down to your house. His name is Sam, He is 16 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday 2 WEEKS and get back to me so that we can arrange on payment by Cheque Looking forward to read from you.
Regards,
Nick
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Re-spam to Nick:
Re: LESSON SERVICES NEEDED
Good Day Nick....
I am pleased to be hearing from you. You may call me the Firewalker as that is both my name and rank in the Generation of new power. I have long thought of the ways to properly educate, as have you. For my services, I will require 10 miniature goats. Of course good sir, by miniature I mean NOT BIG. So many times the term miniature can be thought of as subjective. What is miniature? You and I could talk at great lengths during our meeting about the true meaning of miniature and also of our true identities on this plane of reality. For instance, flight. But I digress. I will accept goats of 16 inches or smaller. I assure you, I do not intend to eat them. For it is them and only them who can truly see through the doorway and I intend to use them only as consultants.
Canada has long been famous for bacon. But, the bacon is really ham isn't it? I think the important thing to realize is, whatever we call it, and you and I do call it, it does not matter. For, I like the thing whether or not it can truly be called bacon or ham. What say you sir? Shall I have bacon as well with the goats of miniature status? We, you the goats, and I, shall dine on the ham of Canada, drink of the Merlot, and tell the tales of gentleman.
Well, than I say, Bravo!
Sincerely,
The Firewalker
Note: Nick did not respond to the re-spam.
From: Randon Donovan (impactitall7@gmail.com)
Hello,
This is Nick Harriman,am from CANADA . My son will be coming for an holiday in the U.S.A, and I wont want him to be less busy, so I want to know if you can always come or can he come for private lesson every afternoon. just to keep him engaged in something during his stay. I will want you to get back to me with the cost of your teaching for 2 WEEKS .He will be coming to your house for an hour lesson. I have someone that will always drive him down to your house. His name is Sam, He is 16 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday 2 WEEKS and get back to me so that we can arrange on payment by Cheque Looking forward to read from you.
Regards,
Nick
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Re-spam to Nick:
Re: LESSON SERVICES NEEDED
Good Day Nick....
I am pleased to be hearing from you. You may call me the Firewalker as that is both my name and rank in the Generation of new power. I have long thought of the ways to properly educate, as have you. For my services, I will require 10 miniature goats. Of course good sir, by miniature I mean NOT BIG. So many times the term miniature can be thought of as subjective. What is miniature? You and I could talk at great lengths during our meeting about the true meaning of miniature and also of our true identities on this plane of reality. For instance, flight. But I digress. I will accept goats of 16 inches or smaller. I assure you, I do not intend to eat them. For it is them and only them who can truly see through the doorway and I intend to use them only as consultants.
Canada has long been famous for bacon. But, the bacon is really ham isn't it? I think the important thing to realize is, whatever we call it, and you and I do call it, it does not matter. For, I like the thing whether or not it can truly be called bacon or ham. What say you sir? Shall I have bacon as well with the goats of miniature status? We, you the goats, and I, shall dine on the ham of Canada, drink of the Merlot, and tell the tales of gentleman.
Well, than I say, Bravo!
Sincerely,
The Firewalker
Note: Nick did not respond to the re-spam.
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