Another scam to get my banking info!
From: m.harrison010@gmail.com
Subject: Need a lesson teacher
Glad to tell you that,my son will be coming for the lesson. .Will be more than glad if you can teach him everyday from 2pm-3pm or your suitable time (1 hour per day from Monday-Friday in your field of knowledge just to keep him busy for two weeks making a total of ten lessons.If you can make it,kindly get back to me with the cost of your teaching for two weeks in the dates of AUGUST 15-30TH .He will becoming to your house or anywere els confatable with you for 1 hour each day for two weeks.His name john ,he is 13 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks and get back to me. looking to read from you
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Re-Spam to Michael:
Michael,
The moon has crossed the sky several times since last we've talked. I regret that my response isn't more timely but we have walked the meadows of evolution, basking in the glow of gold. So much has happened. Aurelius has been named Chancellor of the goats of miniature status and gratefully, it's his council I now hold so dear. Difficult it is to say, or so says he on topics of pricing for such matters, the consultations in field of our knowledge. Can mere trinkets surely feed us? Money has value to only those who agree it does. Not even Aurelius can see the future as clearly as we would like. And, with the establishment so thoroughly caked with a turmoil, we do not know how to clean it. Not just to clean it, but cleanse it.
So, as we take this time of quiet repose, I ask of you, what have you? For what offer can be made on a day such as this, in this environment? One dear friend, for the service you seek. For such an education, for such an undertaking, we will need crystals of Kahlil. Wrap them in fresh leather and sage and bring them when next the moon hangs full in the sky. Only then can we begin the training, regardless of the rigid limits you have put on the negotiable commodity you call time.
Sincerely yours,
The Firewalker.
Sadly, there was no response to this.
I reply to spam emails. This is an exercise in creative writing. The spams posted here as well as the re-spams are all real. You are reading them they way they were received by both parties. There are a a few rules that I follow when writing them. 1. I never attack anyone or spam anyone. I only respond to spam email that I receive. 2. If I get a response to my re-spam, which I often don't, I post that here as well.
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