A Date with Carrie Underwood

Michael wants guitar lessons for his son. I don't even teach guitar!

Subject: guitar lessons ...
from: m_lee123123@yahoo.com

Hello,
Good day to you over there, I need a tutor for my son (Paul) for a month ,i got your advert while surfing through the internet and i really want my child to be taught by you.bright is 15 year old and easily catch up.

Although,i understand you are in (us} but i've arranged with my Nanny ASSOCAITE living there that my son is coming to stay with him for his period of tutoring and he has agreed with me, get back to me with......

1.YOUR CHARGE FOR AN HOUR....

2.TOTAL CHARGES FOR 1 MONTH THAT HE....
WILL BE TAUGHT 3 TIMES PER WEEK..

3.YOUR PHONE NUMBER..."

Micheal..

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Re-Spam:

Hello,

I have answered each question in turn.

1.YOUR CHARGE FOR AN HOUR.... I currently charge $2,000.00 per hour. However, sometimes I will accept seashells as payment if they are pretty.

2.TOTAL CHARGES FOR 1 MONTH THAT HE....
WILL BE TAUGHT 3 TIMES PER WEEK.. Well, if I have to bill monthly, I guess the price would be $24,000 per month with a service charge. The service charge would be 3, 24 ounce bottles of Deer Park spring water, Tacos, and a 1967 mustang painted grabber yellow with black stripes, and a date with Carrie Underwood..

3.YOUR PHONE NUMBER... I do not have a phone. I prefer carrier pigeon.

Alas, Michael did not respond.