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From: Connie Dougherty (macarthuri08@jensboesche.com)
Subject: Get your diploma immediately.‏

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And my, reply:

Hi,

Holy crap! I was just saying to myself how much I'd like a diploma. Just the other day, whilst I was talking to Paris Hilton, she said diplomas are hot!!!!

Can you believe that?

So, send me one. I'd like a diploma in astro-mega-physics. It's important that we colonize other worlds and I think I'm the one to do it. Long have I sensed that life held a certain greatness for me....

I envision a world where people and vegetables can live in harmony. You can learn a lot from a banana you know. Oh, but Connie, you already know that don't you? You know all about the bananas. Remember the nights in Oregon? The moon was so full and I didn't think it could get any brighter. But you, smiled at me. You smiled and said, "Baby, pass me the banana."

Wow, if that banana could only tell stories. What would it say?

You and I know. But, to the world, a word of judgment. Yet, it was tenderness. I know it was. I can't forget it. And, from the tone of your email, you can not either.

But, a banana is really a fruit isn't it? What's a plantain anyway? Is it like a banana? It kind of looks like one. I could take one on my voyage with me. Maybe, more than one. We could start a plantain ranch on the moon. That would get those silly republicans wouldn't it? All of them. The Rush guy too, with his pills and his devil tongue, spinning lies and knowing our purposes.

Ok, let's do it!

Send the diploma.

-J

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