Here's some spam I got the other day. For a moment, I thought I'd found my love.
From: sally@fullcircle-solutions.com
Subject: Looking for a fun loving man.
Hi, my dear friend
Love needs no map...And here are the people from different countries and from different places of the world. But I want to tell you that this does not prevent us to meet our love! http://super-to-love.com/62589/I am hoping to meet a person who is seriousabout a long term relationship. I am looking for a "life-partner". I am a little shy at first but once I open up to someone. I give everything I have when it comes to making things work. I am a casual person and laid back. I am not afraid to express my feelings and I am hoping to find someone who is the same.
Kiss-kiss
Yanni
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And, my reply to sweet Yanni
My Dearest Yanni .
You lustful creature. Your email has touched me. My penis spans the distance between us. Open the front door!!!! Can you not hear it knocking? It's bold like an Eagle hunting prey yet stealthy like a snake, a serpent, it slithers. It's coming for you, breathless.
You are casual and laid back you say? I am too. But I'll work you like a day job and put in the overtime if need be. 110% effort, like the Germans. That's work ethic! I'm shy too. I take medication for it. It's called BOURBON and it makes people like me. Maybe you should try it just for fun. Maybe we could try it together.
Eh?
Kiss-Kiss
J
Sadly, Yanni never responded.
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