Sarah Palin Teaching Classes?

Yet another lesson email. Who do they think I am?

From: grangemorrison@yahoo.com
Subject: Lesson Teacher...

Hello,
This is Mr Bruce contacting you from UK.During my search for a lesson teacher that would always take my Daughter (Betty),I found your advert.Your advert looks great and it is very okay to me since you specialize in the area I'm seeking for her..

My Daughter would be coming to the state this coming month for a period of time and with her friend for 4 Months.She is just 16yr Old and also a beginner, i want you to help me teach lesson during her stay.

So, kindly let me know your charges,in order for me to arrange for her lessons fee before she travels down to your side.

I would also like to know if their is any Text Book you will recommend for her as a beginner so that she will be reading privately at home after the lesson during her stay.

I will be looking forward to read from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Mr Morrison
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Now, some Re-Spam for Mr Morrison

Good Day Sir,

We are pleased to hear from you even as the mist of despair and apathy returns to our planet. Most of the hopes of our yesterdays have perished. Would we have done better to sow the seeds of hypocrisy, to act as such, to be in a way contrary to our beliefs? I have not the answer.

But, you in your wisdom have requested the knowledge of our sorcery for your youngling. And in this, we take great pride and are flattered by you. For it is in your wisdom and in the graces of those like you that the young can learn.

It is of course our honor to plan for your youngling, our summer programs to begin as in years past on the solstice.

We are again blessed to have many great guest instructors and enrichment programs.

Most notably, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will offer, "How to go on living when everything you believed in was a lie."

Also, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will co-present, "You'll never be as hot as me but don't shoot yourself."

Surely, these classes are one of a kind.

As always, be sure that you stock your youngling with plenty of Twizzlers to ease the nausea of any transdimensional excursions we may take as field trips. Last year, several younglings, "lost their sh*t in the vortex".

We've not a text book to recommend as most of our info is written on tea leaves. It's best to bring a good microscope.

As far as payment, Aurelius and some of the other goats of miniature stature recently departed to colonize the planet G5. It was a heart breaking day. More for me than anyone else as I'm addicted to Aurelius' french toast. Alas, some more goats would be good. Also, there are those here who would be very receptive to bottle of Corazon. And, Brazil nuts. But, not the kind that are rough, only the smooth texture ones.

Oh, and Britney would like a happy meal. Don't forget the toy!

Yours in light,
The Firewalker.


Note: there was no reply from Mr Morrison