More people looking for lessons. Well, Re-spam is educational.

Subject: LESSON TEACHER
From: helenkurth@gmail.com

Hello,
I'm Helen Kurth from France during my search for a Music lesson teacher that would always take my Daughter (Gloria) and I found your advert..Your advert looks great and it is very okay to me since you specialize in the area I'm seeking for her.

My Daughter would be coming to State this month for a period of time and with her friend for 4 Months.She is just 16yr Old and also a beginner, i want you to help me teach her lesson during her stay.

So, kindly let me know your charges,in order for me to arrange for her lessons fee before she travels down to your side.

I would also like to know if their is any Text Book you will recommend for her as a beginner so that she will be reading privately at home after the lesson during her stay.

I will be looking forward to read from you soonest.
Best Regards,
Mrs.Kurth

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Yay! Here's your Re-spam my dear.

Hello Helen,

We are pleased to hear from you and know that you are reading from us soonest!

You are so very late to make our summer semester. It actually did start on the Solstice, as it does every year.

Our numbers have been record breaking. What can we say? We are blessed, in the field of light and love, to provide an education so valued by parents for their younglings.

France you say? There was once a book here that was very popular entitled, "French women don't get fat!" Imagine, a country who's claim to fame is women who do not gain weight. Aurelius of the miniature goats and I made our way immediately to France by way of the vortex to see what could be seen and to verify such a claim. For, if France had figured it out, to have the thin women, we had to know how.

We did find our answer and it was simple. Your food sucks. So, that's how you do it! No one wants to eat that. Hardly something we can market though. I could not find it in this heart of mine to market a class that said, " Lose weight by eating stuff that sucks!" No one would buy that. Well, maybe a shit head. Not just a shit head in a figurative sense. But, someone who's head is actually filled with feces. Aurelius has assured me that a person who's head was filled with feces could function in a very basic nature as long as they had a brain stem. So, a brain stem and some feces, is it so with you?

We look forward to meeting Gloria when she comes to our side and promise to get some decent food in her.

What then? What will you have for us in the way of dates, arrival times, etc?

Best Wishes,

The FireWalker

Sadly, there was no response. Rude!