They want to give me money?!?!

Hey! They want to give me money!!!!

From: nelson_m011@me.com
Subject: Please Read and Reply.

I am Mr. James Lynnwood our client died in air crash along with his family,(US$14.7M)left behind in our bank,nobody has put application for the claim. I am asking for your assistance since I have all the details for you to claim the Funds,if you are interested forward to me your names, cell, Phone/fax, profession,age and country and His Name is Dr. George Brumley. You can confirm
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
Mr. James Lynnwood
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Enjoy your Re-Spam.

Good day sir,

I am pleased to make your acquaintance. You may address me as Firewalker. We are grateful that you would select me as the recipient of the money. Long have we on this humble rock known that we would be provided for by the universe if only we held fast in our beliefs. Just the other day, as I, Aurelius of the miniature goats, and Paris Hilton were performing the sacred spinach ceremony, she purposed that we not only meditate on whether or not she should get breast implants and a new pair of Converse All-Stars, but how would we pay for them. Aurelius had suggested, in the traditions of the great religions, that we have a bake sale or pancake supper. I thought these were both amazing ideas for generating funds but I suppose accepting 14.7 million dollars from you works just as well.

Anyway, as far as your required information, I have answered in turn:

Name: The Firewalker of The New Power Generation

Cell Phone: We do not have one. They emit an energy that for some reason constipates me.

Fax: Eaten by the mighty Slor. Sorry!

Profession: Chief Medicine worker of the New Power Generation.

Age: Are we talking Earth years or standard universal time?

Country: USA= GOBama!

I'm sorry to hear of George Brumley's passing. Rest assured, when he is ready to cross over, we will expedite his trip to the next realm.

Hoping to hear from you soon! Oh, and Paris would like to offer you a burrito in gratitude. Let us know where to send it.

Sincerely yours,

The Firewalker.

There was no response from Mr. Lynnwood. We also received no funds.